February 2012

Midlife Cabernet: Sipping Around the Circle of Life

 
Since ancient times, joyful people have shared wine to celebrate important events.  I have enhanced that tradition. I'll drink some fine wine if my hangnail heals.
 
My splendid son and delightful daughter-in-law are expecting a baby in September, so I'm sampling wines to commemorate the grand birthday. I believe that sipping and sharing an exquisite wine is a better tribute than shooting bullets into the sky or organizing a regional festival complete with marching bands, roasted pigs, and jumping castles.
 

Midlife Cabernet - Tossing Out the Guilt Garbage

 

Humorist Erma Bombeck once wrote that guilt was the gift that keeps on giving.  I no longer want this gift because it makes me crabby, unproductive, and resentful when I prefer to be sparkling, positive, and somewhat creative.  So I intend to scamper to the top of this heavy pile of baggage, raise my liberated, wrinkled arms to the sky, and declare with gusto:  Guilt be gone!

Midlife Cabernet - Sucked into the Sewer of Political Pomposity

 

One of the many advantages of living in the last third of life is that I don’t accept crap from anyone.  I wasted valuable time during my thirties and forties posing as a pleaser, forever scampering around to ensure that everyone was happy while concurrently fighting manic hormones that were yelling at me to break something.  Now, like a fine wine aged to perfection, I just don’t give a rip.

Midlife Sex: When Your Libido Goes Limp

Hide the kids.  Valentine's Day soon will be here, so it's time to get a glass of Cabernet and discuss midlife sex...